You’re fired, Don!  (Such a loser.  What an amateur. you DICKtator!)  Pack your bags.  Do not pass GO.  Do not collect $200 million. Go directly TO JAIL in NY.  Smile for your mug shot, you cheater:

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The most serious legal threat facing Trump is the Manhattan district attorney’s broad criminal investigation into the financial workings of the Trump Organization. Prosecutors have suggested in court filings that the investigation could examine whether the President and his company engaged in bank fraud, insurance fraud, criminal tax fraud and falsification of business records.