Carnaval, Merida, Yucatan, 2013

In heaven all the cooks are French, all the lovers are Italian, all the police are British, all the mechanics are German, and the whole thing is organized by the Swiss; whereas in hell all the cooks are British, all the lovers are Swiss, all the police are German, all the mechanics are French, and the whole thing is organized by the Spaniards (or was it the Greeks?). And the Yankees in hell continually attempt to order ice water.

Jesus was not joking when he observed that heaven is here now (see verses 20,21). [Español,vv.20,21] [Polski,v20-21]